Chapter 6, Brother Egg Pain

So did your parents want to marry you off when you were very young

I laughed and said, "Can you get past that barrier my dad set?"

"Yang Yang!" This woman just loves to call me like this with such enthusiasm, while walking over to me and pinching my shoulder hard: "You've gotten stronger, huh"

I escorted Aunt Meng to the door, and she grasped my arm, saying: "It will be at least three to five days, or at most half a month; just bear with it for a few days."

Xiao Qian said sadly: "Don't say that, they have their own difficulties as well"

Nonsense, who among your pack of sycophants knows which one sold you out, hurry up and give it to me

Aunt Meng said: "In short, before I finish talking with Wang Lao Er, you must stay here with your brother honestly and not go anywhere. Give me your phone!"

Xiao Qian thought for a moment and said: "It wasn't that long ago, it was just in the year I turned 17"

Xiao Qian said: "Many years after I left home, they naturally passed away."

Aunt Meng said, "Fortunately, there is a place like yours; otherwise, I really wouldn't know where to take her. Don't be fooled by that little brat's tough talk; in reality, she has never been far from home." After a pause, Aunt Meng continued, "However, it’s not a good thing for you to stay here for too long. Why not come back with me in a few days? Your father is inside, and as a woman, I can't always be out in the open without a man to support me. What kind of situation is that?"

You can ask her yourself later

At that moment, Xiao Qian floated down from upstairs. Upon seeing a pile of garbage on the table, she said nothing, walked over, and swept all the clutter onto the floor, then used a piece of cardboard to scoop it up and walked out the door.

Hehe ... come in and talk. Joking about the picture book, still not sure who is pulling whom

I was immediately drenched in sweat; this is the conversation between a mother and her daughter. However, from what I understand, this is merely a typical chat. When they really argue, it is much more substantial in content

Are you running away from home

She finally found something fun with me

In the afternoon, a Mazda parked at my doorstep. The woman who got out of the driver's seat was stout and dark-skinned, wearing a short-sleeved black shirt made of polyester, adorned with shiny plastic pieces on her chest, resembling a rural aunt selling scallions at a street stall. However, her eyes were large and round, making her quite attractive; she must have been a beautiful woman in her youth

Aren't you only 17 years old this year

The mother and child had not yet finished their intimacy when Aunt Meng suddenly turned around and shouted at the car: "Why aren't you coming out quickly? What are you waiting for?"

Gao Xiaowei said: "Isn't it considered abuse to send me to this miserable place just for a single egg?"

Xiao Qian said softly: "Because my father and mother want to marry me off to someone I do not like"

When Xiao Qian returned, Gao Xiaowei suddenly jumped in front of her eyes and exclaimed, "Hey, girl!"

I sat on the sofa in the small restaurant and said, "What about your own hands?" As half-siblings from different fathers, it is customary for her not to call me brother, and when I am in a good mood, I will also engage in some playful banter with her.

Gao Xiaowei noticed me looking at her, shot me an annoyed glance, and said loudly: "Long Yangyang, bring me my water."

Aunt Meng pointed at me and shouted, "Have you called your brother?"

I said: "It's fine, you go about your business, I will keep an eye on her. hetushu.com.com"

I couldn't help but ask: "Haven't your parents all passed away?" When I mentioned running away from home, I was just saying it casually, but I didn't expect it to be true.

Gao Xiaowei glared as she opened her backpack and threw a phone attached to a large stuffed toy onto the table in a fit of anger. Aunt Meng quickly took it, turned it off, and stuffed it into her pocket. Turning to me with a smile, she said: "Yang Yang, this little sister is now under your care. You keep an eye on her for me. If this little rascal dares to run away, just break her legs!"

Xiao Qian thought for a moment and said, "Well, perhaps so."

"You don't even have a camera?" She typed for a while and then began to search around the computer.

Gao Xiaowei said: "Doesn't he still have one? Do you think I don't know how many a man has..."

I instinctively crossed my legs and said, "I will definitely take good care of her"

Running away from home?" Gao Xiaowei exclaimed excitedly, "How cool! What’s the reason?"

Gao Xiaowei shouted loudly: "You only touched him twice, what else do you want him to do? Am I your own daughter?"

Xiao Qian exclaimed in anger, "Even if it's a golden egg or a silver egg, it won't do!" Finally, she couldn't help but ask Gao Xiaowei, "What kind of egg is it, after all?"

Upon entering the room, I poured water for the mother and daughter, and quietly asked Aunt Meng: "What happened?"

The little monster, Gao Xiaowei, reluctantly raised her chin at me and said, "Brother." Then, frowning, she added, "Why is your shabby shop so hard to find?"

The more I listen, the more confused I become: "Aren't you 17 years old this year?"

Aunt Meng paused and said, "By the way, where did he touch you?"

Gao Xiaowei laughed heartily: "Human egg."

After playing for less than half an hour, she suddenly jumped to the ground and shouted, "I'm so bored! Long Yangyang, do you have anything fun to do?"

After sending Aunt Meng away, Gao Xiaowei had already taken over the computer behind my counter. She had her legs sprawled out on the table, and her bag was wide open, spilling out numerous snacks. While logging into QQ, she carelessly tossed the plastic wrappers of the jelly she had finished all over the place. I glanced at her QQ avatar, which was a large photo of herself, featuring the classic overly dramatic makeup. Her QQ signature was written in a playful font: "You cannot see me cry, because my tear glands are in my breasts"

There is Jay Chou's.

She no longer pays attention to me. Her slender fingers begin to tap away on the keyboard, while she leisurely shakes her legs. Those two legs are both white and long, and her canvas shorts barely cover the tops of her thighs. She sprawls on the leather chair, browsing the internet, with two small curves of white flesh visible in front of her.

I stole a glance at Gao Xiaowei's feet; she was wearing a pair of oddly styled pointed leather shoes. The tips looked painful just to look at. That Wang Laor Er's son is also courting disaster, provoking someone like this lady is asking for trouble, no wonder he became the "Egg Pain Brother." However, to be fair, it is fortunate that they are pointed shoes; if they were flat, I reckon there wouldn't be a single one left—penetration and resistance are two different concepts.

Aunt Meng immediately scolded, "Shut up, without this broken shop, you would have been violated and killed first!"

Aunt Meng sighed and said, "I don't know what he is thinking. I will talk to him the next time I visit. Alright, you can go back now."

Aunt Meng was taken aback and said earnestly: "mhetushucom.com, he touched your breasts; breaking a few of his bones would be one thing, but why go so far as to ruin his life?"

Have you ever been on a roller coaster

Gao Xiaowei impatiently interrupted me, indignantly saying to Xiao Qian: "Your parents are truly despicable!"

Gao Xiaowei puffed out her chest, causing two small white mounds to protrude, as the ultra-short black T-shirt adorned with a skull was pushed up to her slender waist: "He touched my breasts!"

"The internet is so slow!" she muttered again

Xiao Qian was startled: "Ah?"

I wiped my sweat and said: "Understood, testicles"

Aunt Meng complained to me: "A few little rascals went out drinking, and that little bastard of Wang Ercai touched her a couple of times. She kicked him and crushed one of his eggs—meaning his testicles."

Xiao Qian nodded

Gao Xiaowei vented her frustration by kicking the leg of the chair and exclaimed: "I'm so bored! I'm so bored!"

Xiao Qian widened her eyes and said, "What kind of mother would drive her daughter away over a single egg?"

Gao Xiaowei reluctantly said: "What do you want my phone number for?"

I said: "No, they ran away from home and have no money to stay in a hotel, so they are working for me."

I am both angry and amused: "Did your mother abuse you?"

Gao Xiaowei patted Xiao Qian on the shoulder and said: "No matter what, you are braver than I am! I should have left home a long time ago"

I said: "I will cook a basket of tea eggs for you to sell on the railway, that would be fun"

Gao Xiaowei chewed gum, her eyes gazing at the sky with an expression of indignation, rolling her eyes and saying: "Isn't it just kicking a certain Wang's egg? Who told him to try to take advantage of me?"

I looked up to the heavens in silence and said to Xiaoqian with frustration: "Xiaoqian, don't get involved; that is not an ordinary egg"

Why is that

Gao Xiaowei asked in a daze: "Who was that just now, your girlfriend?"

Gao Xiaowei retorted sharply: "He must have that capability!"

She is ignoring me again. After a while, she asked me loudly, "Do you have any music?"

She disdainfully said: "Who still listens to Jay Chou now? Is there anything from Fahrenheit?"

I am sweating

She began searching online and then clicked to listen online. Due to the slow internet speed, the so-called FLYING WHEEL SEA sang in a stuttering and halting manner

Aunt Meng was furious, pointing at Gao Xiaowei and said: "You should ask this little brat!"

No ! ''

Aunt Meng, feeling somewhat apologetic, said to me: "Yang Yang, just ignore her! If she dares to act recklessly around you in the future, just give her a good beating!"

I initially wanted to persuade, but after hearing this, I rationally chose to remain silent

Aunt Meng immediately straightened her back and exclaimed, "Just listen—it's only one egg. Do you know how many eggs men have in total?"

I repeatedly waved my hands and said, "Stop arguing, stop arguing, everyone calm down." Alright, I can’t bear to listen to this any longer; if they continue to complain, they will definitely get my book banned...

As soon as the door of the passenger seat opened, a creature jumped out: this individual had all the hair on top of their head slicked back with hair gel, resembling a large pineapple bottom, while the hair at the temples was completely shaved off. They had two bright purple rings around their eyes and a long string of earrings dangling from one ear like a hula hoop performer, while the other ear was completely bare. Chewing gum, they reluctantly slammed the car door shut with a loud "bang" after getting out, and sauntered over slowly.

I chuckled and said: "Aunt Meng."

Gao Xiaowei took the opportunity to say: "Indeed, you also find it unreasonable, don't you?"